Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis

Why does the measure of temperature have a lower limit, but not an upper limit?
Perhaps there is no restriction as to how hot something or someone can be.

After getting hit by the first solar abnormality, the fairies at _LIFEisAniMovie_ have formulated emergency protocols to execute in the event of another solar wave. This time, the brilliant star located not far from _LiAM_ known as nespoil is exhibiting strong solar activity! nespoil resides in the Indo astronomical phase space, and is the parent of the satellite ‘anime reviews‘. The only way of suppressing the magnitude 10.0 solar storm is to send forth our 5 hottest warriors which _LiAM_ had headhunted since its author started its aniwatch debut in 2015.
There’s no time to waste, so we’ll have to dispatch them immediately, with our hottest warrior taking the lead in the formation!

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Before I forget, a prayer has to be sent to the heroes of the flames who are none other than Realweegiemidget Reviews and Thoughts All Sorts, to wish our warriors luck against the solar blast.
I’ve gotten an amulet for extra protection:

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[1] Hatoko Kushikawa

Stats: 100 hp | 1,000,000 innocence | 1,000,000 aggression | 1,000,000 protection
Description: Never offend Hatoko, or you will be reduced to your elements

[2] Kuriyama Mirai

Stats: unknown hp | 1,000,000 megane | 1,000,000 hot-blooded
Description: Never offend Mirai, or you’d be stab in the heart (many times)

[3] Kanie Seiya

 

Stats: 1,000 hp | 1,000,000 egoist | 1,000,000 narcissist | -1,000,000 cool
Description: Never offend Kanie, or you’d be managed like a lowest life-form on earth

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[3] Msyu

Stats: 100,000 hp | 1,000,000 Scorched-Earth | undefined hotness
Description: Never offend Msyu, or a hole will be burnt in your bank account

[4] Yaya

Stats: 1,000,000,000 hp | 1,000,000,000 lustful | 1,000,000,000 unbreakable
Description: Don’t offend Yaya, or you’ll be raped (*references*)

[5] Stella Vermillion

Stats: 100,000 hp | 1,000,000 tsundere | 1,000,000,000 Dragon’s Breath
Description: Don’t offend Stella… … Just don’t. Unless you wish you never existed.

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*After some intense fire-fight*

Our warriors have reported that they managed to weaken the force of the solar storm, and it should dissipate by the time it reaches _LiAM_.
_LiAM_ would like to give another round of thanks to our brave warriors against the heat (I mean scientifically, we should be talking about electromagnetic waves, but whatever) – let’s give them another round of applause.

Acknowledgements:
1] “Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis” Cover Photo
2] “Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis” Hatoko Hot-Paper
3] “Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis” Mirai Hot-Paper
4] “Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis” Kanie Seiya Hot-Paper
5] “Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis” Msyu Hot-Paper
6] “Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis” Yaya Hot-Paper
7] “Tag-You’re-It: Another Solar Crisis” Stella Vermillion Hot-Paper

*Because the Solar Crisis has been dealt with, no other civilizations would be vulnerable to the dangerous solar calamity. Broadcasting… … Space is safe again.

**I tried to write this differently, so it’s a lot less wordier than usual. Hope it had some entertainment value at least.
***Plus I’m having examinations next week, graduate submissions by this weekend and an important meeting with my final year project supervisor the coming Monday, so I have to tone down on the writing here and hastily get this out.

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Living life little by little as I try to understand how life works. As complex as it is, so as I am, it may take a lifetime to understand. But regardless it is not pointless to pursue a near-impossible goal.

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